The final deal would allow former LIV Golf stars to return to the PGA Tour, the place where it all began. Regardless of the outcomes in this story, PIF is not giving up on its project, aiming to invest a lot more money in LIV Golf. Their primary goal is obviously to become the dominant Tour on the golf scene, and to surpass the PGA Tour.

Take your average pig sty, trample it into ooze with the feet of dozens of pork-chasers until it’s such a slimy mire that no clean shoe can gain purchase, wreath it in a clammy fog constituted by the greedy breath of zombie opportunists with dead dull cash-staring eyes, and there you have the “reunification” of golf.