49. “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, ‘cause the customer is always right.” —Mitch Hedberg ...
For many of us, it seems like just yesterday that we were graduating from college — donning our caps and gowns and executing that tricky simultaneous handshake diploma-grab maneuver, all while ...
Graduation is just around the corner, and even though this year, graduation will look a little different due to the Coronavirus pandemic, it's still a majorly exciting time. Maybe you're thinking ...
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
The entire experience of graduation is completely surreal, to say the least. Yes, it may be boring AF to sit in that flimsy fold-up chair beneath the beating-hot sun for an hour (at least) while you ...
Fear not! For those who can't handle any more graduation stress, are too creatively burnt out, or are more fluent in numbers than words, this list of graduation captions is made for you. Whether you ...
Scenes from the Northwest High School Commencement on Thursday, May 23, 2019. 225 graduates crossed the stage on the evening. Don't Edit JACKSON, MI -- They can be funny. They can also be poignant.
The big day that you've been waiting for throughout four gruelingly studious years is finally in front of you. You've likely got your graduation ceremony outfit in the bag, rented your robe, and made ...
Chances are you’ll cry on graduation day, but we’re here to stop the tears. Commencement is a time to reflect on old memories and prepare to make new ones, and there are dozens of funny sayings ...
Graduating is stressful as it is—you’re moving on to a completely new chapter in your life. Throw a seemingly never-ending pandemic into the mix, and all those feelings of angst and uncertainty are ...