Even when you’re hot (which you are). Even when you know, objectively, that you’re charming and interesting and fully capable ...

In a previous article, I discussed the science of pick up lines in general. Nevertheless, the research cited in that article dealt with the effectiveness of men using pick-up lines on women. Thus, ...

It begins at the bar, in a crowded café, or maybe on a dating app. Someone smiles and drops a line so practiced it almost echoes. You know the type—cheesy, bold, maybe charming in a vintage way. Yet ...

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. ‘Twas the ...